My Grandad was chatting away to me yesterday saying "that was a great result from the Rangers tonight eh? They're a cert for at least the double this year."
"Tell me something I don't know Grandad" I said.
"I can get my whole fist up your Grannies ass" he replied.
"Tell me something I don't know Grandad" I said.
"I can get my whole fist up your Grannies ass" he replied.